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(Raw Story) Dubya got lost at Ikea.
- Unemployed person and known grifter Dick Armey states the obvious with all of his usual insight. Armey told “CBS This Morning” the Senate candidates lost because they said “stupid things on a subject that their party’s leaders should have schooled them to stay away from in the first place.” (TPM LiveWire)
- The Living Museum of ’80s Power Ties George Will also states the obvious with his usual aplomb and flair:
“There is something like an emerging consensus. Quite literally, the opposition to gay marriage is dying. It’s old people.”
(ABC News)
- And finally, as many Wingnut conservative news sites are point out (with outrage, of course) The Kenyan Usurper met with famous rapper Psy, who is known for singing a song about killing yankees, you know, in 2004, Gangnam-style. Note that The President did not dance. (Fair Warning! The links go deep into the heart of Tinfoil Hat territory! Follow them at your own risk.)

As for The Dick Armey, of course, it wouldn’t be the responsibility of party leaders to field decent human beings in the first place. The Republican party still gave Todd Akin $750k, secretly, while pretending they had disavowed him because of that whole shutting down business down there. Joiks!
The Repugs tend to run decent human beings out of the party.
Reading the link to Raw Story, at least Pickles thought to put a diaper on Chimpy.
Chimpy went in disguise so Lawyers Against the War couldn’t try to have him arrested again, but he should have put the diaper over his face.