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	<title>Comments on: Happy Hour News Briefs</title>
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		<title>By: Esteev</title>
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		<dc:creator>Esteev</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 19:11:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is the chyron blocking the rest of The Five logo? Shouldn&#039;t is say The Five Worst People In America?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is the chyron blocking the rest of The Five logo? Shouldn&#8217;t is say The Five Worst People In America?</p>
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		<title>By: Randall</title>
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		<dc:creator>Randall</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 12:41:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Awesome boarding&quot; ???

...I&#039;ll bet the five are all good little CHRISTIANS, aren&#039;t they?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Awesome boarding&#8221; ???</p>
<p>&#8230;I&#8217;ll bet the five are all good little CHRISTIANS, aren&#8217;t they?</p>
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		<title>By: PIssed in NYC</title>
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		<dc:creator>PIssed in NYC</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 04:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What kind of man looks at Phyllis Schafly and think &quot;yeah, I&#039;d do her?&quot;  And then, apparently, he did it twice.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What kind of man looks at Phyllis Schafly and think &#8220;yeah, I&#8217;d do her?&#8221;  And then, apparently, he did it twice.</p>
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		<title>By: Reamus</title>
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		<dc:creator>Reamus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 03:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Doubles!!!!</description>
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		<title>By: Reamus</title>
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		<dc:creator>Reamus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 03:20:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh really? I thought they won by having more votes. This is quite a revelation. Bless the Schafly&#039;s everyone for this vital information. What color is the tinfoil on this asshats head?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh really? I thought they won by having more votes. This is quite a revelation. Bless the Schafly&#8217;s everyone for this vital information. What color is the tinfoil on this asshats head?</p>
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		<title>By: Reamus</title>
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		<dc:creator>Reamus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 03:20:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh really? I thought they won by having more votes. This is quite a revelation. Bless the Schafly&#039;s everyone for this vital information. What color is the tinfoil on this asshats head?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh really? I thought they won by having more votes. This is quite a revelation. Bless the Schafly&#8217;s everyone for this vital information. What color is the tinfoil on this asshats head?</p>
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		<title>By: Bruce388</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bruce388</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 02:47:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just a guess, but Roger isn&#039;t Phyllis&#039; gay son, right?

&lt;i&gt;John Schlafly, the first born, is the gay one. Roger is the one who looks like the Unibomber. Rgds -- TG&lt;/i&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just a guess, but Roger isn&#8217;t Phyllis&#8217; gay son, right?</p>
<p><i>John Schlafly, the first born, is the gay one. Roger is the one who looks like the Unibomber. Rgds &#8212; TG</i></p>
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		<title>By: TheCunningRunt</title>
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		<dc:creator>TheCunningRunt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 02:11:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Roger is either a dim-witted dick or a lying fuck. Or both.

I&#039;m goin&#039; with &quot;both.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Roger is either a dim-witted dick or a lying fuck. Or both.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m goin&#8217; with &#8220;both.&#8221;</p>
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