News Briefs

News you can use all day

(Petunia and Pals) Michigan becoming a Right-to-work State might save Detroit

  • Blind Justice - Bloviating strict constructionist Justice Antonin Scalia assures us that he will be able to “faithfully and impartially” consider two same-sex marriage cases this term. It’s just that in Fat Tony’s opinion, gays are the moral equivalent of murder. On a related note, LGBT hate crimes are up.
  • Fiscal Cliff - Good job, fellow Marxists/Socialists/Whateverists: the Kenyan Usurper Hawaiian Devil Baby has officially taken Medicaid off the negotiating table following the pressure that all you little people have put on the White House. Take a breath and pressure on, we’ve got Social Security to save, too. (The Hill)
  • Snow Job - The City of Chicago reports that they have gone 281 consecutive days without snow, which is a record for them. Are they grateful for the nice weather? No, they are not. They are moaning about not having a White Christmas. On the bright side, budget savings for snowplowing! (Chicago Sun-Times)

One Response to “News Briefs”

  1. Reamus:

    Anton could not faithfully and impartially decide a case on whether reindeer should where shoes much less one fraught with moral questions. He should be impeached…little sack of shit.