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How can we celebrate the year of Faith?
As a Westham United supporter I can say that I have lived the decades of Faith. Come back to me when you’ve got something about that, Popey. No wait..don’t.
I sometimes wish there WAS an omnipotent intelligent power in the universe that took enough interest to note such drivel. But I ain’t seeing asteroids being used like smart bombs…..so no year of faith for me.
A SINGLE year of faith?
I’ve been supporting the Toronto Maple Leafs for fifty-five years. They’ve become the first NHL franchise worth a billion dollars and I’m still waiting for them to win a Stanley Cup.
The Leafs are a lot like Ratso’s church that way.
Silly Pope, you can’t tweet an encyclical!
Papal Bull now redefined.
Another entitlement grifter, nonpareil. Ooh, papal bull in twitter. It’s so twue!
Suggested tweet: We’ve fired a lot of kid-fuckers.
Vat iz diss Tvitter? Vee never had diss in der Hitler Youth.
I hope he doesn’t confuse his @Pontifex account with his @pushygermanbottominrome account. That could get messy.