Happy Hour News Briefs

News on the rocks

Rev. Fishbreath says that being gay is a birth defect and warns of a coming wave of eugenics.

All theocrats, all the time:

  • In what must be a joke that only the gods on Olympus could ever pull off, Karen Handel (formerly the Vice President of Komen Race for the Cure who single-handedly screwed the pooch and nearly destroyed Komen) is presenting a talk on how “Planned Parenthood bullied Komen.” (Family Research Council)
  • One-time presidential candidate and full-time Xristian Xrazie Kewpie Doll Gary Bauer says that opposing the so-called Right-to-Work legislation is yet another way the the left shows our “anti-freedom agenda.” (American Values)
  • Theocrat secessionist nitwit Rick Perry says that his goal “is to make abortion, at any stage, a thing of the past.” (HuffPo)

2 Responses to “Happy Hour News Briefs”

  1. Reamus:

    Karen Handel must be angliong for a tallk show,,, ass rocket.

  2. zombie rotten mcdonald:

    I heard Bryan Fischer was looking for Gay Gene…