Bad Presents, cont.

Novelty Item

A) I don’t get the joke, and 2) I thought that they traveled in pairs.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

PS: Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid: the infamous 12 Days of Mountjoy begins tomorrow!

4 Responses to “Bad Presents, cont.”

  1. Another Kiwi:

    Pray that the Mayans were right.

  2. Mountjoy:

    Hmmmm. It must be time for me to limber up then….

    Joke breasts in five-packs?
    Handy for Mrs Jackson.
    (But they look like boils)

    I thought they might be “Joke Areolas”, but I’m guessing that wouldn’t have sold as well…

  3. Dimitrios:

    Good for giving your rich, old uncle a coronary, or as replacement parts when rough sex goes wrong.

  4. Zaius Nation:

    There would be one for each hand… If you had five hands.