TMZ tells us that poor part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin, her life is one long Telemundo-style novella. Today we learn that yet another member of her clan, Tick/Tack/Toe? (the heir apparent) is divorcing Britta Hanson, the high-school gal he knocked-up and shot-gun married.
Grandma Mooselini must be devastated as now the parents of all of her 2 (or maybe 3) grandchildren are unmarried.
Like all divorce stories (and cotillion announcements), there is information on the now eligible bachelor: “Track is an Army reservist and served time in Iraq. He’s a commercial fisherman and plans to go back to college.”
Sounds like quite a catch. Marry the fisherman ladies, and you’ll eat for a lifetime, as the expression goes… but you’ll have griftzilla for a mother-in-law.