News from Alaskastan
TMZ tells us that poor part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin, her life is one long Telemundo-style novella. Today we learn that yet another member of her clan, Tick/Tack/Toe? (the heir apparent) is divorcing Britta Hanson, the high-school gal he knocked-up and shot-gun married.
Grandma Mooselini must be devastated as now the parents of all of her 2 (or maybe 3) grandchildren are unmarried.
Like all divorce stories (and cotillion announcements), there is information on the now eligible bachelor: “Track is an Army reservist and served time in Iraq. He’s a commercial fisherman and plans to go back to college.”
Sounds like quite a catch. Marry the fisherman ladies, and you’ll eat for a lifetime, as the expression goes… but you’ll have griftzilla for a mother-in-law.
(TMZ)
the acorns dont fall far from this oak tree huh?
Tracker plans to go back to college and I plan on losing 20 pounds. One’s as likely as the other.
I have my hopes set on Piper Cub turning out halfway decent.
Hey, where do fish go to learn, Track?
Guess it will be a little more crowded in the old single wide when he moves home. Jeebus, what a bunch of rubes….
They forgot to mention anything about Britta. *
Britta is a former pregnant teen who served over a lustrum as daughter-in-law to Barracuda Grizzly. She plans to co-author a true-life adventure story with Piper Palin titled, “Two Boobs Under The Big Tent.”
* Britta is believed to have been named after unsullied water.
I would guess he’s about as much “fisherman” as God Awful Bush was “rancher”.
Is “fisherman” a euphemism for dope . . . piddler – ALLEGEDLY!