Sanctimonious POS* of the Year

A new award to join Oscar, Grammy, and the Nobel Prize is coming to MPS

It is the 1st annual Sanctimonious Piece of Shit of the Year — over the next 12 days we will look at the nominees and I will ask for your vote

Our first nominee – who when the gray matter is revealed proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that she has shit for brains

Karen “I Can Handel the Pressure” Handel
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Ms. Handel is the POS* who nearly destroyed the Susan Komen Foundation when she wanted to pull all monies that went to Planned Parenthood – because they are just simply the world’s biggest baby-killer factory.  The fact that PP is one of the largest providers of health care to poor women and abortions are a very small percent had nothing to do with Handel’s decision.  She just has a stick up her ass for PP.  The backlash was so severe and loud that Komen was forced to reverse the policy and boot out (on her fat shit-filled ass) Handel.  Handel did manage to reveal to the world that Komen was probably nothing more than a rich ladies who lunch club and probably destroyed the Komen brand.  But who cares when you are a Sanctimonious POS – Karen Handel now is thinking of running for US Senate in Georgia – because that state’s two arch-conservative Senators are not arch enough.  Karen Handel is what you get when you mix Todd Akin and Christine O’Donnell.  Nonetheless – Karen Handel is our first nominee.

Your comments are welcome

 

 

 

8 Responses to “Sanctimonious POS* of the Year”

  1. RitZ:

    SPS of the Year, wow, this is so exciting I can hardly wait to see which POS I get to vote for.

  2. lambchop:

    This is going to be hard to narrow it down to one person. It has been a stellar for POS’s.

    This POS changed the Michigan Right to Work law to exempt her husband’s union – he’s in corrections and deserves the same as fire and police unions.

    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/12/13/republican-lawmakers-proposal-exempted-husband-from-michigan-right-to-work-law/?utm_source=Raw+Story+Daily+Update&utm_campaign=bf2d3939a7-12_13_1212_13_2012&utm_medium=email

  3. Another Kiwi:

    Will there be swimsuit section for this competition? That’s always a classy look.

  4. Reamus:

    Its over. She’s the one!

  5. Bruce388:

    This contest is off to a fast start.

  6. Dimitrios:

    Something tells me this contest will make the 2012 goat rodeo look like …

    http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w215/Dimitrios_Makropoulos/AFroggyNight_zpsf7b1d378.png

    … a cakewalk.

  7. zombie rotten mcdonald:

    I think Bryan Fischer has leapt out to an insurmountable lead with today’s actions.

  8. HarpoSnarx:

    Gawd. Ordinarily ya don’t vote for steaming pieces of shit, you flush ‘em.

    Though the brand destroyer does actually LOOK like shit.

    Could I nominate a late entry? The blowsy, excretable Victoria Jackson for today’s twatty tweet about Newtown and straying from the 10 Commandments. Yep real shit that one.