The War on Christmas is over!

Petunia and Pals say that they have won, and Petunia notes that it doesn’t matter if you’re Jewish or Kwanza, you can say Merry Christmas.

This entry was posted on Thursday, December 13th, 2012 at 9:05 am by Tengrain and is filed under Fox News, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

6 Responses to “The War on Christmas is over!”

  1. Labrys: December 13th, 2012 at 11:37 am

    I am more bah humbug than usual today. But that whole “Say Merry Christmas” schtick? Today it makes me want to be 35 years younger so I can start a stripper career with the name
    “Cherry Mistmas”!

  2. Mr DeBakey: December 13th, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    I’m glad Christmas won.
    Me & Reverend Fishman.

    But, I do feel bad for all my Kwanzain friends.

  3. Skinny Dennis: December 13th, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    no
    body
    cares

    asshats all

  4. Reamus: December 13th, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    Hey Petunia, rules are there to protect the minority, not to make it convenient for you to piss off a whole Arab Nation. Stop pouting about this “one person can take Christmas away from everyone else” crap, your face looks worse than usual when you don’t agree with Frick and Frack there.

    Last, but certainly not least:

    DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ONLY THE MORONS WHO WATCH YOU GIVE A BIG FAT FURRY RATS ASS THAT YOU THINK THIS IS A WAR???

    Go to your room.

  5. Tengrain: December 13th, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    I love it when Reamus gets riled up!

    Rgds,

    TG

  6. Dimitrios: December 13th, 2012 at 10:06 pm

    Back in the fifties, the Neanderthal forebearers of today’s troglodyte Xian Xrazies made it especially difficult for me to write out Christmas greetings, when I was still learning to print, by declaring that the word “Xmas” was verboten.

    They didn’t call it a war back then. Instead they ramped up an arrogant “Put Christ back in Christmas” campaign each December. A burden, for obvious reasons, to small businesses housed in shops with narrow show windows.

    Obviously the Holy Joes don’t have enough to do, ever since they gave up Bible study for proselyting whatever the fuck they feel in the leathery confines of their Xian hearts.

    Nothing, it seems, will convince them to fulfill any useful service to their communities, but taxing them might direct their energies in more entertaining directions.