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Rev. Fishmouth says God is a gentleman and that’s why he let the Little children die.
- Tawdry theocrat and promoter of diabetes hate burgers Mike Huckabee essentially agrees with Rev. Fishbreath:
“We ask why there is violence in our schools, but we have systematically removed God from our schools. Should we be so surprised that schools would become a place of carnage?”
“[W]e’ve made it a place where we don’t want to talk about eternity, life, what responsibility means, accountability — that we’re not just going to have be accountable to the police if they catch us, but one day we stand before, you know, a holy God in judgment. If we don’t believe that, then we don’t fear that.”
(TPM)
- The answer, according to the GOP, is more guns, and yes, guns in school:
Hours after the terrible shooting in a Newtown, Connecticut elementary school, the Michigan House Republicans issued demanded that Governor Rick Snyder (R) sign a bill that would make it easier for people to receive a gun permit and open up “gun free zones,” including schools.
- Well, after all this doom and gloom, we need to cheer up, Gangnam-parody style, courtesy of NASA:
So if I get Huckleberry’s drift, if they were teaching classes on god (his,not necessarily mine) this would have kept a mentally unstable son of a teacher with three of her own guns OUT of the building? Really?
The defense rest your Honor.
Reamus -
So well done!
Bravo!
–TG