Happy Hour News Briefs

News on the rocks

Rev. Fishbreath tells us that god gave us prayers and guns and we should use them both, as Jeebus would want us to.

  • Politicize this, muthaf***er - American Family Association tells us that today is not the day to politicize what happened in Sandy Hook, but we should press on to arm teachers. You know, because that’s not political, that’s common sense. (American Family Radio)
  • It’s not the heat - Meet new Senator Tim Scott, appointed by alleged adulterer Nikki Haley. Mr. Scott is the only man in South Carolina who could make Jim DeMint look sane by comparison, and that is saying something. (Think Progress)
  • It’s the humidity - Bad-haired GOP sex-lizard and notorious amateur castanet playing Lothario, former South Carolina Governor Mark “Kiss Me South of the Border” Sanford is alleged to be considering running for Congress to replace Tim Scott in South Carolina. (TPM)

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5 Responses to “Happy Hour News Briefs”

  1. Another Kiwi: December 17th, 2012 at 5:36 pm

    Can that crazy old fishfucker be institutionalized quickly. I mean, embarrassing to all of humanity.

  2. Some Techie: December 17th, 2012 at 5:55 pm

    Jaw-droppingly delusional.

  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard: December 17th, 2012 at 7:23 pm

    God gave us guns? What the fuck, does he worship Zardoz?

  4. zombie rotten mcdonald: December 17th, 2012 at 8:31 pm

    There are crazier things to worship, BBBB. AS WAS FORETOLD IN THE PROPHECY.

  5. TheCunningRunt: December 17th, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    Yes, God Gave Us Guns, and wrote the Second Amendment.

    And invented the bidet, so Fishy wouldn’t have to brush.