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Huckabee now blames “tax-funded abortion pills” for the massacre in Newton
Today, the usual blowhards bring forward the usual suspects:
- It’s Secular America’s Fault! Speaking of Huckabee, in his best aw, shucks voice Gomer tries to comfort Petunia on the couch as she breaks down in tears that God has been removed from the classroom, and notes that someone at her church lit a candle for each slaughtered child. (Mediaite)
- It’s Womens Fault! The Living Museum of ’80s Power Ties George Will blames single-parent homes for raising violent children! (Raw Story)
- It’s the Media’s Fault! In a last gasp to be relevant, jowly moralizing scold Traitor Joe Lieberman blames video games and violent movies for mass killings. (Crooks and Liars)
Hell, Gomer, even George Will said there will be prayer in schools as long as there are math exams.
OK, Will, your turn: how about the kids YOU abandoned when you left your first wife?
Traitor Joe: How about the Israeli settlements in the West Bank?
wow, they’re cycling through the Traditional Gun Slaughter Talking Points awfully fast. Nothing seems to be sticking this time.
next up: Bozell-Zaius blaming Hollyweird.
If I become a mass murderer by killing people with stacks of video game boxes or girly magazines, will Fox start blaming the violence on guns?
Huckabee needs to eat a[nother] dick.