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(Petunia and Pals) Petunia shares child-raising with vulpine professional bobble-head Laura Ingraham.

  • The Cause - Tennessee’s Old Paths Baptist Church Pastor Sam Morris says that public schools (which he calls government schools) are “mind control centers” teaching America’s children “junk like Evolution” and “how to be a homo.” Anyway, he ties in abortion somehow and gun control and it leads ultimately to slaughter or something. I don’t speak fluent Wingnuttian, so I might have forgotten to carry the two in his logic-flow. (Raw Story)
  • The Cure - Dimwitted theocrat secessionist Rick Perry agrees with gun nuts everywhere: arm the teachers, a talking point which we’ve destroyed elsewhere. (Think Progress)
  • Relief - When the Kenyan Usurper appoints human totem pole John Kerry to be the new Secretary of State, you’ll be relieved to know that tank-riding Greek Mike Dukakis will not be his replacement in the Senate: “That’s a no,” Dukakis said in a brief interview with Boston-based CBS affiliate WBZ-TV.(TPM)

2 Responses to “News Briefs”

  1. Nangleator:

    Michael Moore had a very pointed tweet about arming teachers, students, etc. It went something like, “If only the first victim, the shooter’s mother, had been a gun owner! All of this could have been avoided!”

  2. TheCunningRunt:

    Well, I was going to say something profound, but it evaporated.

    Kudos to Michael Moore for being that right.