Sanctimonious POS* of the Year
sneaking in at the last minute for the XX Chromosome Category
There are a lot of insane assholes out there – McArdle sure likes being part of the club
“I’d also like us to encourage people to gang rush shooters, rather than following their instincts to hide; if we drilled it into young people that the correct thing to do is for everyone to instantly run at the guy with the gun, these sorts of mass shootings would be less deadly, because even a guy with a very powerful weapon can be brought down by 8-12 unarmed bodies piling on him at once. Would it work? Would people do it? I have no idea; all I can say is that both these things would be more effective than banning rifles with pistol grips.”
Songs from Act I:
“Republicans Have Crabs”
“I’m a Bad, Bad Man”
“Doin’ What Comes NRAr’lly”
“The Gunman That I Charge”
“You Can Get a Voter with a Gun”
“There’s No Teabagging Like GOP Teabaggging”
“They Say Guns are Wonderful”
“Give ‘em a Gun Lullaby”
“I’ll Share My Maitai With You”
“Boo Hoo We Lost”
“My Defenses Are From Charging Gunmen”
“Wild Moose Ceremonial Mating Dance”
“I’m a Teabagger, Too”
“We’ll Primary You”
“Who Do You Hate, I Hope its Liberals”
“I Got the AK47 in the Morning”
Our 5th nominee for Sanctimonious Piece of Shit of the Year – Megan McArdle -
I think that there is also “Boo Hoo We Lost, reprise” on that same album.