“You’re Fired!”
The Discovery Channel has fired Ted Nugent and cancelled any plans to give him a platform to talke about how awesome guns are.
In addition to cancelling its popular “American Guns” reality show, The Discovery Channel confirmed to Raw Story on Tuesday that firearms enthusiast Ted Nugent will also not be returning to the channel in any form or fashion.

Even the Discovery Channel can recognize an incomparable twit like Sweaty Teddy
when it sees one. I was wondering how long it would take.
Remember, Ted, you’re going to be dead or in jail within a year now that the Kenyan got re-elected. We’re counting on you, buddy. Tick-Tock.
Well, “not returning in any form or fashion” seems a little extreme. Perhaps he could be a guest subject on “Does it Blend?”
He’ll be on Fox, whining like a kindergartner, any day now.