News Briefs

News you can use all day

Charming anchor baby Michelle Malkkkin shows her inner beauty in her Thursday Morning agitprop rally to burn down the Reichstag

  • Ho, Ho, Hoes - Santa pays a visit to the set of Petunia and Pals to push the War on Christmas. Added bonus: The Other Dumb One laughs at Santa’s pedo joke.(Media Matters)
  • TeeVee - Noted domestic terrorist and head of the NRA Wayne LaPierre will be lavishly tongue-bathed by mewling dance master David Gregory this Sunday on Dancing with the Gregory. (TPM)
  • Shave and a Haircut, 2-bullets - Well, 3 bullets, actually. Anyway, a patron at the All Cuts Barber Shop in Mayberry Wentzville Missouri was shot at three-times for discussing the shootings in Connecticut. (St. Louis Post-Dispatch)

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3 Responses to “News Briefs”

  1. Dimitrios: December 20th, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    Funny, but in those long-ago days before the “Put Christ Back In Christmas” campaign that I mentioned earlier, morphed into a “War On Christmas,” Santa Claus was noted as one of the villains. Now, he appears as a witness for the defense.

    That’s Evolution for you.

  2. zombie rotten mcdonald: December 20th, 2012 at 6:46 pm

    How many of the Couchmasters do you think know that this guy is a paid actor?

  3. Bruce388: December 21st, 2012 at 7:52 am

    I don’t remember that scene in “Barbershop.”