Bad Ads, cont.

9. mrs santa clause wants it

19. Christmas Ads

Mrs. Clause wants it, they all want it. Never has an ironing board appealed to so many men to give to their wives as in the 1950s.

Presumably those wives used it to iron out the wrinkles in the old elf’s sack, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

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6 Responses to “Bad Ads, cont.”

  1. Steve-O: December 22nd, 2012 at 6:00 am

    We’re all thinking it, I’m going to say it- Mrs. Claus is a MILF.
    And if this is what Santa think is a great gift for her on Christmas, then we ALL have a shot.

  2. Capt. Bat Guano: December 22nd, 2012 at 7:49 am

    I never knew Santa had a trophy wife. I guess running a sweat shop of indentured elves does allow for a hefty profit margin.

  3. Bruce388: December 22nd, 2012 at 11:38 am

    Ironing board: When she hasn’t been good enough for a Hoover or a washer/dryer combo.

  4. moeman: December 22nd, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    What do pretty women she in an old fat white guy that needs to dress up?

  5. Dimitrios: December 22nd, 2012 at 3:07 pm

    Mrs. Santa Claus’s first name is Indemnity, so Santa can’t hold her responsible for her faulty counsel when all too many husbands are clunked on the head by irate wives with ironing boards, come Christmas morning.

  6. Another Kiwi: December 22nd, 2012 at 11:35 pm

    See the name of the Ironing board in the “Approved by Mrs Claus” sticker?
    Yes, it’s Rid Jid. This is why Mad men smoked and drank so much. Who could live with themselves after collecting money for thinking that up?