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(Fact-free Five at 5ive) Count the brain-trust at Fox to be lock-step with the NRA in proclaiming that the solution to gun violence is more guns.
- It was staged, just like the moon landing! - World Nut Daily, home of conspiracy theorists and employer of Cardinal Frothy Santorum have a new wrinkle in their tin-foil hats: Bradlee Dean (ordained preacher, heavy metal drummer, talk-show host of the Sons of Liberty Radio) says that the mass shooting in Newton, Connecticut, was staged to aid the passage of the UN Arms Trade Treaty and gun control legislation, and then compares the conspiracy to that of the Nazis setting the Reichstag Fire. Well-done, sir. That is Louie Gohmert-level crazy. (World Nut Daily)
- The Devil Made Him Do It - If the Newton massacre was not a set-up by the Kenyan Usurper as Bradlee Dean suggests, then it must be Ol’ Scratch himself, literally who committed the mass killing last week through his choice of weapons, the crazy Adam Lanza. (Christian Post)
- Man of the Year? P’shaw! Man of the Decade! - Last I checked, we are in the Year of our Lord 2012, not 2010, not 2000, and not 2020, and yet… World Nut Daily announces that Crazy Unckle Liberty, Ron Paul, is the man of the decade! (World Nut Daily)
These people may actually be mentally ill, I mean you can’t seriously say that shit. There are now some very good anti psychotic drugs available that may enable them to live and participate in polite society.