Silent Night, Unholy Night

silent night unholy night

Now this would have made religion more interesting to me.

I hope that Scissorheads everywhere receive the real joys of Christmas: friends, family, and a sense of peace. From the tip of my nose to the bottom of my toes, I toast to you, the internet’s band of incorrigible spitballers: each and every day in each and every way, knowing all of you and sharing the laughs as we skewer the pontificating poltroons and various assorted toadies and minions is the best present ever. And to do it with the MPS Super-team of TexBetsy, GRS, Axel Grease, Mountjoy, and the effervescent Katie Schwartz is just icing on the cake! Save some Chow Fun for me, team!

Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas (if that’s your thing), and we’ll see you on the (very) flip side.

13 Responses to “Silent Night, Unholy Night”

  1. grs:

    Happy Holidays to everyone. Thanks TG for running this joint.

  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard:

    That is one awesome Nativity scene. Did anyone spend Christmas Eve in the drunk tank?

  3. moeman:

    Joyeuses Fêtes TG & all Scissorheads.

  4. TheCunningRunt:

    Happy Christmas, Tengrain and Crew!

    As much as we poke fun at Jeebus, having a day to remember his message is a worthy thing. He was perhaps the World’s Preeminent Socialist, and perhaps also The First Democrat, if those two things can coexist.

    Happy Birthday, Jeebus!

    Now tell tour Church to GET WITH THE PROGRAM!

  5. Bruce388:

    Best Nativity scene ever.

  6. Capt. Bat Guano:

    Thanks for working your magic TG, your the gift that keeps giving all year long.
    I’ve got an Xmas display for ya, It’s a model of a shopping mall with Santa nailed to a cross sticking out of the middle.

  7. Mr DeBakey:

    Another great year of Blogovating
    I’m looking forward to another next year
    No Pressure

    Merry Christmas ‘Grain

  8. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©:

    Happy Birdmas!
    ~

  9. Zombie rotten McDonald:

    We visited the in laws and taught a two year old to fetch beers for his Grandma.

    Welcome to Wisconsin!

  10. Another Kiwi:

    In the drunk tank Merry Christmas to all even the upsidedownies.

  11. Wheels:

    Wow, you and I had exactly the same BattleBeasts…

  12. Dimitrios:

    As my YiaYia used to say, Kala Xristouyenna, Scissorheads.

    (Don’t ask, it’s Greek to me.)

  13. PissedinNYC:

    What Bruce said. And a belated merry Xmas to all.