Now this would have made religion more interesting to me.
I hope that Scissorheads everywhere receive the real joys of Christmas: friends, family, and a sense of peace. From the tip of my nose to the bottom of my toes, I toast to you, the internet’s band of incorrigible spitballers: each and every day in each and every way, knowing all of you and sharing the laughs as we skewer the pontificating poltroons and various assorted toadies and minions is the best present ever. And to do it with the MPS Super-team of TexBetsy, GRS, Axel Grease, Mountjoy, and the effervescent Katie Schwartz is just icing on the cake! Save some Chow Fun for me, team!
Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas (if that’s your thing), and we’ll see you on the (very) flip side.