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(CBS) Spin master vocabulary builder Frank Luntz dissembles (shocking, I know) about the fiscal cliff, then goes mainstream on guns.
- Under Investigation - The DC Police gave wingnuts everywhere a chubbie when they announced that they are indeed investigating Dancin’ Dave for brandishing an ammo clip on his teevee show. (Raw Story)
- Petitions - One of those silly White House petitions–the kind were if you get 25,000 signatures, they will respond to you–has gotten 68,000 signatures: to deport notorious Rupert Murdoch toady, the eavesdropping chat show host Piers Morgan. However, the UK also has a petition saying that they don’t want him back! (Think Progress)
- Home for the Holidays - Satan throws another log on the fire to prepare for the probable return of favorite son GHW Bush as the elder former president celebrated Christmas in a Texas hospital. The president spent Christmas with members of the Crime Family: Babs-the-Impaler along with his son the hooker enthusiast who looted all the Savings and Loans, Neil Bush, and dim grandson Pierce Bush who is being groomed to carry on the family franchise and is the red-haired Doppelgänger of Chimpy. (Raw Story)