And now, Petunia and Pals

And this is your free and unfettered press hard at work, fellow citizens. Cherish these moments.

8 Responses to “And now, Petunia and Pals”

  1. Ted:

    WHAT… an exclusive!
    These fools worship at the altar of Banal.

  2. Capt. Bat Guano:

    How many cheesy sexual innuendos did you count boys and girls?

  3. Demeur:

    Darn TG I thought they outlawed torture. You really want me to hit play? I’ll pass.

  4. Dimitrios:

    Hey, don’t knock it. That is the first “secret” Faux Noise has uncovered which actually has any substance. True, it is insubstantially sheer, lacy, and no better than window dressing, but it does have some substance. That could prove to be an important 2013 benchmark for Goofus, Doofus, Petunia and Geraldo.

  5. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©:

    Foxy News.
    ~

  6. zombie rotten mcdonald:

    I watched part of it, but with the sound off and punk music playing in the background.

    It was still weird.

  7. Another Kiwi:

    It is pure class.

  8. Big Bad Bald Bastard:

    Fox and Friends, for geezers who haven’t figured out how to download real porn.