Say Goodbye to Maggie Gallagher
She’s calling it quits.
What a sad ending for a grifter, an unwed mother (twice!) who figuratively leapt on the national stage by accepting a bribe from Chimpy to promote marriage, and then parlayed it into a career move to deny civil rights to gay people, squander donations from her dwindling fetus-fondling god-botherers and fellow Xristian Xrazies, and to attach herself, remora-like, to an under-aged pornstar wannabe finger-banging beauty queens.
But I will always be grateful to her for the worst commercial ever:
“I’m resigning so I can spend more time with my feedbag.”
“… a rainbow coalition of every [old,white] creed and color coming together in love…” to hate the evil, anti Christian, Nazi-communist, gun-control voting, gay homosexuals and their anti gay-bashing liberal enablers. A coalition to oppose beyond the point of imbecility any rational progressive step proposed, no matter how much opposing it damages the interests of said coalition’s own forces — also known as the Tea Patriot wack-a-dos.
Worst commercial ever? Best commercial ever. I can’t think of a better pro-gay marriage commercial than that. The storm is coming to take away your freedom to be an oppressive dick bag? Yes. Yes it is.
I finally used The Google on Maggie. She gets a nice writeup here: http://wikiality.wikia.com/Maggie_Gallagher
Bruce388 -
That was delicious. Many thanks.
Regards,
TG
Which is the before picture?
Wow, she must have stiffed her hairdresser the time before that she got that haircut on the right….or lost a bet.
After further research, though, I am distressed to report that MG is not hanging it up entirely, but just that her syndication company can no longer find suckers customers.
She will still be blathering on various free forums.
I do hope, however, that she finds a place other than the local Beauty College Freshman to do her hair, because that is just not right.
Unless it is being done to Ann Coulter.
Maggie, you’re a fat old queen. Nobloody likes you. Go away, and try to scrape together and income on etsy, $31 a week.
There is not enough alcohol on earth to make me dip my wick in that blubberous pile of whale barf. And the thought that some poor male WAS desperate enough to schtupp that obviously maggot-infested slimeball is truly saddening. The fact that it happened twice is even more discouraging. Personally, I think I’d rather do Freddie Mercury’s rotting corpse.
It would probably smell better.
zombie: Shit on the queers, never get another decent hair cut ever. Poor, stupid Maggie.
Maggie Gallagher, the scold who wants you to pay for her mistakes.