Happy Hour News Briefs

News on the rocks

(5ive) Sweatshops: the secret of our success.

[Ed. - Sorry the news is so late, I've been in meetings all day. -- TG]

  • Resolutions! - The man obsessed with gay sex more than easy André towel boy at the LA Mineshaft, Peter LaBarbera gives us his top 20 resolutions (about gay sex). (Americans for Truth About Homosexuality)
  • Mr. Clippy is Dead, Long Live Mr. Clippy - Microsoft today announced that Windows 8 has sold 60 million licenses to date, which includes sales to Dell, Lenovo, corporate upgrades, and some guy named Phil in his mother’s basement in Toledo. This is a similar sales trajectory to Windows 7. (Windows Blog at CES)
  • Hated Hawk is Hated - The petition to charge California Senator Dianne Feinstein with Treason (for promising introducing an assault weapon ban) has easily passed the 25,000 signature mark required to get a response from the White House. (Raw Story)

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3 Responses to “Happy Hour News Briefs”

  1. Ted: January 8th, 2013 at 5:48 pm

    Yep. Freedom of Speech and having an opinion is not as important as protecting guns. ‘Cause dey wanna tak er guns!!!!

  2. Ralph Munn: January 8th, 2013 at 7:53 pm

    That clip makes me SOOOOOO glad I haven’t had a TV machine in two decades.

  3. MDavis: January 9th, 2013 at 2:31 pm

    Wait – some guy in Chicago won a lottery but got poisoned before he could collect? Who profited from that? (check the chryon)