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The only Piers Morgan interview you need to see. Ever.
- Tigerbeat on the Potomac (to boldly steal from Charlie P.) – Politico is growing, you guys, which is exactly why they are laying people off. What? (Mediaite)
- The Memory Hole - Rasmussen Reports that only 8% of Americans now self-identify as being part of the Tea Party, as opposed to 24% in April of 2010. (Rasmussen Reports)
- The world’s first internet-enabled fork - HAPILABs introduced the fork at the Consumer Electronics Show, and yes it is internet-enabled via your smart phone (including Windows Mobile!). It tracks how fast you are eating and scolds you when you break the rules. Presumably it can post your forkfuls (“fork servings”) to social media? And yes, there are plans for a HAPI spoon. (HAPILABS)
Jones is crying for attention again….I guess the water filter sales have been down lately.
Jones iss quite the ass-hole isn’t he?
I NEVER would have imagined that the first incarnation of Skynet would have been a fork. Don’t Americans have enough issues about eating without hostile flatware?
Jones iss quite the ass-hole isn’t he?
I think you misspelled psychotic violent sociopath.
What makes me depressed is that I have an old childhood friend who lives up the road in Austin, and is one of Jones’ acolytes.
I for one welcome our vibrating, utensil-overlords.
Jones proves that the louder you are the less I want to listen to you.
Alex Jones believes the British royal family, among others, are actually shape-shifting reptilian aliens. Piers should have asked him about that, but then again Jones did a good job all on his own proving exactly why he and people like him should never be allowed anywhere near firearms.
HHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I laugh in jest – Alex Jones is dangerously demented. It’s really not funny. It’s sad.