Happy Hour News Briefs

News on the rocks

Another miracle! God made a pair of Cindy Jacobs’ shoes last for years. Also: good tire wear.

  • Weekend at Bernie’s - Lucky us: Living dead Eric Holder is staying on as Attorney General. a) Someone should check to ensure that he is actually alive and b) there must be more bankers to not prosecute. Be prepared for another screwing! (TPM)
  • Goodbye! - US Labor Secretary Hilda Solis resigned, becoming the latest member of The Kenyan Usurper’s cabinet to flee. (Raw Story)
  • Prayers - Remember when famous homophobe and known liar Rick Warren delivered the benediction at the Kenyan’s first inauguration? Well, the new guy, Pastor Louie Giglio of the Georgia-based Passion City Church, will make you miss the soothing homophobia of Rick Warren. (Think Progress)

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9 Responses to “Happy Hour News Briefs”

  1. Mr DeBakey: January 9th, 2013 at 6:03 pm

    The Miracle of the Spaghetti
    Probably my favorite, loaves & fishes, meh

  2. Tengrain: January 9th, 2013 at 7:24 pm

    I just sat there sort of slack-jawed as she said god gave her better milage on her tires. And then shoes.

    Why does god hate goodyear and nordstrom?

    Rgds,

    TG

  3. Ralph Munn: January 9th, 2013 at 8:17 pm

    Not having had a TV machine in decades, I’ve been spared the inanity of dip-shits like this crazy byotch.

    This almost makes me want to go get one, just for the comic relief!

  4. Lsamsa: January 9th, 2013 at 11:09 pm

    Well, no wonder god didn’t prevent shootings of children, the hurricanes, the tsunamis, people starving, the raping of women…god was just way too busy making sure that Cindy had enough spaghetti & oil & long-wearing shoes & tires! Geesh people…give this god a break…one can only do so much!

  5. Bruce388: January 10th, 2013 at 4:40 am

    I had to kill that video after 20 seconds. God really ought to do something about her voice.

  6. Esteev: January 10th, 2013 at 6:35 am

    Save My Sole!

    God also gave us the Keurig coffee maker. Tiny cup goes in, coffee comes out, can’t explain that!

  7. Karla: January 10th, 2013 at 8:45 am

    http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/abc-pastor-pulls-out-of-inauguration-over-anti
    The homophobe is now a quitter too. Yay.

  8. Dimitrios: January 10th, 2013 at 3:25 pm

    At this point, perhaps the question should be asked, is there any pastor, priest or rabbi in America who hasn’t preached a rabidly homophobic sermon?

  9. Bruce388: January 10th, 2013 at 4:40 pm

    Dimitrios, the Episcopals allow gays in their clergy, so I imagine they don’t do much homophobing.