Hey, Big Spender!

I’m guessing this guy (it must be a guy) was a bad tipper anyway. Most Republicans are.

(Did you see what I did there?)

This entry was posted on Wednesday, January 9th, 2013 at 7:11 am by Tengrain and is filed under Cheap Bastards, Wingnuttia. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

11 Responses to “Hey, Big Spender!”

  1. zombie rotten mcdonald: January 9th, 2013 at 7:34 am

    “and I regret that the waitstaff had direct access to your food and drink before serving it to you. I wish it didn’t have to be this way. For you. Since my boss cut my hours to less than 28 in order to avoid providing health insurance for the staff, so no we are forced to work even when sick! Enjoy your flu.”

  2. Tengrain: January 9th, 2013 at 7:38 am

    Servers are also taxed on their assumed tips, whether they receive a tip or not. So not receiving a tip actually means that the server’s tax bite increases. Thanks Saint Ronnie!

    Rgds,

    TG

  3. zombie rotten mcdonald: January 9th, 2013 at 9:07 am

    Christ, what an asshole.

    Hey, if that additional 4% in taxes is such a huge burden, perhaps you shouldn’t be going out to a restaurant, you pig-witted nobfarmer?

  4. GRS: January 9th, 2013 at 9:42 am

    So not tipping for good service means these people want good service for free? Socialism?

  5. Another Kiwi: January 9th, 2013 at 9:50 am

    ZRM Budgeting is theft!!!

  6. Labrys: January 9th, 2013 at 10:56 am

    I’d just remember the guy’s face and be sure to piss in his salad dressing the next time. After all, they’ve been pissing in the nation’s for decades.

  7. Another Kiwi: January 9th, 2013 at 11:30 am

    There’s probably a squeeze bottle of piss for the “special” customers. I mean, there’s gotta be 100′s of dudes like this, right? FOR FREEDUMB!!!

  8. Bruce388: January 9th, 2013 at 11:57 am

    See? We’re all victims here.

  9. tommyspoon: January 10th, 2013 at 11:04 am

    Speaking as a former server and bartender, that dude is DOOOMED.

  10. Tengrain: January 10th, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    I remember at a place where I served there was always one brunch regular who was known for being demanding and not tipping. She trained us to not serve her. The shift captain always moved her around the room so no one got stuck with her more than once per month, and he took her, too. I remember watching him stuff her leftover Crab Louie into the doggie bag and putting it on the floor, stepping on it, and then putting it in a fresh bag.

    Rgds,

    TG

  11. tommyspoon: January 10th, 2013 at 12:28 pm

    As was said in “Fight Club”: “We clean your houses. We drive your cars. We cook your meals. DO NOT F**K WITH US.”