The howling of the weremouse!
“A species of mouse that lives in the Southwestern deserts of the U.S. eats scorpions and other living things, hunts by night and howls at the moon. According to New Scientist, the grasshopper mouse (Onychomys torridus) will eat crickets, tarantulas, even other rodents.”
Even the fearsome Arizona bark scorpion is not safe from the grasshopper mouse. New Scientist said, “It fights bravely, stinging its attacker on the nose. To no avail. The mouse ignores the painful venom and cruelly breaks the scorpion’s tail by pummelling it into the ground, then bites its head and feasts on its flesh.”
Grasshopper mouse don’t care.

One tough little due, man…maybe we should run one for President.
So THAT’S what I’m hearing at night.
That’s some awesome battle cry you got goin’ on there, li’l dude.
The title sounds like a Christopher Moore book.
That explains why tea was not the beverage of choice in the old west, despite being much easier to pack. So many false warnings that the kettle is boiling!
This is why I live in Massachusetts.