Remember the other day when famous pirate enthusiast and Captain Morgan spokesperson Peggy Noonan went on a bender and declared that if Republicans just acted like Dim-o-Crats that they would both save the party and win elections? Well, it seems that former representative Joe Sestak (D-PA) got the subject and the object confused and calls for The Kenyan Usurper to appoint Famous Texan Wing Ding Kay Bailey Hutchison to be the new Transportation Secretary:
It seems that Sestak thinks that the only way to get the bridges, roads and other crumbling infrastructure fixed is to sell it to private companies (“like Chicago did”). So I guess if you want to dismantle the public commons, Hutchison is your man. Er, person.
Oh, for those of you more detail oriented than I on a Sunday morning, here is Hutchison’s voting record. See if you can tease out her position on infrastructure (other than bringing pork to Texas), because I sure couldn’t.