The Lord Giveth…
Oh, man. It would have been the best, nastiest, War of the Roses-iest campaign maybe ever. Complete with a Tango soundtrack, firecracker lady, and a woman done wrong, and all tied-up in a Xristian Xrazie bow.
I’ll be OK. I just need to spend some time contemplating Bachmann-the-Nut stiffing her campaign staff, and I’ll recover.


The first comment (and its reply) on the linked story is truly worth the wear and tear on your mouse. I almost sprained a lung laughing.
Thanks, Dimitrios. That was great.