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Rabbi Daniel Lapin tells us that God does not want us to retire because the word “retirement” does not appear in the Bible. Good to know.
- He’s a Witch - Erich Pratt of Gun Owners of America, commits Wingnuttian Heresy when he suggests that St. Ronnie only supported greater restrictions because he was senile. BURN HIM! (Think Progress).
- Bombastic pontificating poltroon Rev. Fishfart wants to ban words now, and vows to never refer to Assault Weapons ever again. They are sporting rifles, which is what Jeebus called them in the Bible as Rabbi Daniel Lapin would tell us.
- Whole Fools - Texas Grocer Wingnut John Mackey used to think that Obamacare was Socialism, but now he thinks it is Fascism. This is understandable because he is a Libertarian from Texas. I mean, for Pete’s sake, he thinks his stores are Organic. (Think Progress)
Well duh! Socialism, Fascism, they’re the same thing. Just look at the Nazis for Pete’s sake! National SOCIALISTS, I mean come on!
“and there is a reason for that…”
Yeah dumbass, they’re old so they go down hill!
And some don’t, they live til they’re 95
And some go downhill before they retire.
WTF?
Gahd, help me here.
Yeah, poor old Methuselah live to be 969 and was out ploughing the fields when he died.
Something else that’s not in the Bible: TV god-botherers with accompanying websites.
Isn’t that cute, the man who doesn’t actually WORK for a living is telling us to WORK forever. Well, I guess, in his defense, how else is he going to keep his “job”?
Oh, come now, Esteev, you don’t think Rabbi Lapin just thought that up out of the blue, do you? It took years of study, decades of theological introspection and constant effort to find something based upon the Bible which is both — on the face of it — probably true, while also being so gobsmackingly imbecilic.