Happy Hour News Briefs

News served straight-up, with a twist

(Fact-free 5ive) Watch them crack up as they ask if The Kenyan Usurper actually believes in the Constitution.

  • Cynicism! - Notable conspiracy theorist David Horowitz wants us to stop the The Witch Hunt against infamous conspiracy theorist Michele Bachmann. Fun fact: change one letter in Witch Hunt and you have a summary of One-L’s entire career. (David Horowitz Freedom Center Magazine)
  • Conspiracies! - OK, this one is good: World Nut Daily is now claiming that The Kenyan Usurper is paying off US debt to China by selling US land to usher-in communism. And all this time I thought it was Sharia he was after! Who knew?! (World Nut Daily)
  • War on Women - It so obvious! Why didn’t we realize that N’Obama’s Imperial Overreach on guns! guns! guns! is actually his on-going War on Women? A disarmed woman is a woman in trouble, or something. (Washington Times)

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4 Responses to “Happy Hour News Briefs”

  1. Mr DeBakey: January 17th, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    That Bachmann thing reads like the rough draft of a George Carlin sketch, “the battle that Michele Bachmann is waging on the House Intelligence Committee”

    On it, or against it?

  2. grs: January 18th, 2013 at 6:56 am

    Why does Bachmann not like people named Mitch?

  3. Dimitrios: January 18th, 2013 at 10:59 am

    Video: More proof that Rachel Maddow’s troll theory is on the money.

    1). Correction. One-L is not under attack for voicing concern over critical national security issues. One-L rightly has been made the butt of much derision for being an unconscionable, tinfoil-hat-wearing, tea-bag-douche gargling, gay bashing grifter and publicity whore.

    2). Obama is a fascist who is selling American land to Communist China so they can enforce Sharia law. Yup! I’ll buy that for a dollar.

    3). Samuel Colt, who notoriously called his gun a Peacemaker, also called it an Equalizer. So, if there are no easily-obtainable guns lying around, the physical difference between men and women will leave women at a disadvantage.

    Try selling that one to either John or Lorena Bobbitt.

  4. Dimitrios: January 18th, 2013 at 1:35 pm

    Further on 3). Best comment I’ve read all week:

    “If Lennay Kekua had access to firearms, she would still be alive.”

    http://tinyurl.com/a6c6myq