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Happy Hour News Briefs

Drink-up, Bitchez!

Yeah, what’s wrong with gruel?!

Guns! Guns! Guns! - So it is perfectly legal to bring an assault rifle when you go shopping in Utah? And please, bring your concealed weapons to this southern bank that has been robbed 5 times by yankees.
Whole Fools, cont. - Let’s see, Obamacare is Socialism, er Fascism, er, well, something, and now Whole Fools CEO John MacKey says that global warming is natural and good for us.
21st Century Reefer Madness - Guns don’t kill people; people on meds kill people, and say…Obamacare will make medicines available to killers… anyway, it all makes sense to conspiracy theorist and Xristian Xrazie Bradlee Dean, even if I cannot follow his logic. (World Nut Daily)

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One Response to “Happy Hour News Briefs”

zombie rotten mcdonald: January 18th, 2013 at 6:39 pm
Wait, is Fox Nooze complaining that food stamps are not generous ENOUGH?

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