News that will drive you to drink
Fun-loving Charlie Krauthammer tells us that The Kenyan Usurper declared Reaganism dead.
- Signed, sealed, delivered - The Bible that was used in today’s inauguration was Martin Luther King’s personal Bible and at the family’s request, both President Obama and Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts signed it before returning it to the King family. (TPM)
- Feel the Love in Missouri - There are no hate crimes against victim’s race, religion, national origin, ethnic identification, gender, or sexual orientation in Missouri, according to Missouri State Rep. Paul Curtman (R), there are only crimes. “Unless they are committed against white Xristian Xrazies. Those totally count,” he said looking around nervously. “Mommy?” (Raw Story)
- The right to life ends at birth - Noted dimwit secessionist theocrat Rick Perry has asked Texas lawmakers to approve a so-called fetal pain bill, which would prohibit abortion once a fetus is capable of experiencing pain. Forced-birthers claim a fetus can feel pain after 20 weeks of pregnancy (and for the rest of their lives, especially in Texas under Rick Perry’s tender embrace). (Raw Story)