Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink

Fun-loving Charlie Krauthammer tells us that The Kenyan Usurper declared Reaganism dead.

  • Signed, sealed, delivered - The Bible that was used in today’s inauguration was Martin Luther King’s personal Bible and at the family’s request, both President Obama and Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts signed it before returning it to the King family. (TPM)
  • Feel the Love in Missouri - There are no hate crimes against victim’s race, religion, national origin, ethnic identification, gender, or sexual orientation in Missouri, according to Missouri State Rep. Paul Curtman (R), there are only crimes. “Unless they are committed against white Xristian Xrazies. Those totally count,” he said looking around nervously. “Mommy?” (Raw Story)
  • The right to life ends at birth - Noted dimwit secessionist theocrat Rick Perry has asked Texas lawmakers to approve a so-called fetal pain bill, which would prohibit abortion once a fetus is capable of experiencing pain. Forced-birthers claim a fetus can feel pain after 20 weeks of pregnancy (and for the rest of their lives, especially in Texas under Rick Perry’s tender embrace). (Raw Story)

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4 Responses to “Happy Hour News Briefs”

  1. Mr DeBakey: January 21st, 2013 at 7:10 pm

    Barack Obama and his Journey to the Radical Center

    Soon in bookstores

  2. Pissed in NYC: January 21st, 2013 at 8:42 pm

    Krauthammer looks like his make-up was applied by a mortician. Just an observation.

  3. Another Kiwi: January 21st, 2013 at 10:29 pm

    Krappy certainly looks three weeks dead these days. I guess he’s been living on salty tears for a coupla months now.

    About fetal pain. I only know about lambs but they is mammals too and they have eight(8)acht systems acting in the womb which keep them (the lambs) pain free. Apparently contractions shut these systems down and then you’re born and the long pain of living starts. On the plus side you grow your own wool and boost New Zealand’s export trade, hurrah!
    So he said, knowing that some things are not meant to be, we gonna see some proper papers about fetal pain backing up the 20 weeks claim?

  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard: January 22nd, 2013 at 1:46 am

    Stupid Krauthammer… No line that will ever be repeated? The “Seneca Falls to Selma to Stonewall” line was brilliant, and will live on.