You’ll never guess Dr. Batty’s cure for constipation!
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinney-D)
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Reads like a prescription to combat Boehner fever.
Glad they fit in the warning about children.
You’ll never guess Dr. Batty’s cure for constipation!
Cheeses of Nazareth?
“asthma cigarettes” is an unusually honest description of the product. Like “death guns”.
Dr. Batty’s cure for constipation is Ann Althouse, as portrayed by TG.
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Is a canker sour like a whiskey sour?
AHA, so that’s why my canker sores have flared up again, oh well back to the evil weed.
I got your cabbage-and-beans cure for the vapors, here! Get your chili and kimchi overdose here, before your hot date, audience with the Queen, or deep submersible ride!
Pharmakeus Ubik -
I swear that you are right.
Rgds,
TG
I wonder if Dr. Batty is an ancestor of Michele Bachmann?
When my Daddy was a little boy in South Carolina in the 1930s, his parents tried all sorts of things to cure his asthma. Radium pills! Steroids! Chiropractors! These were never used but I’m sure they would have tried them.
Tommyspoon – When my late husband was a child his mother tried all sorts of remedies, too. She bought him some asthma cigarettes – turned out to be marijuana.