Happy Hour News Briefs

News on the rocks

Rev. Fishfuck schools The Kenyan Usurper on the Constitution.

  • Famous frothy exude of lube and fecal matter Rick Santorum says that The Kenyan Usurper is a sore winner, which is sort of exactly what I would expect a whiney loser to say as he takes his (very small) bat and whiffle balls and goes home to sulk. (Christian Post)
  • Hey, guys, were any of you invited to Glenn Beck’s Misfit Ball?
  • Communist China conspiracy theory, continues! - Eric Rush is completely unhinged, and frothing at the mouth. In addition to his accusation that The Kenyan Usurper is selling off vast swaths of the US to China (to relieve our debt to them, AND to usher in a new era of Communism), Rush also believes that Obama is following orders from the Beijing to disarm Americans to make the overthrow easier. And now Rush is on-board that Obama is canceling the 2014 mid-term elections. (Canada Free Press)

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One Response to “Happy Hour News Briefs”

  1. Mr DeBakey: January 22nd, 2013 at 7:55 pm

    Someone should tell Rev Fishman that Jesus didn’t talk about homosexuals – neither aye nor nay.
    Unless, of course, Publican is a secret Aramaic code word for Sodomist.

    Question, how does the Constitution feel about Heterosexual sodomy?