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(Fact-free 5ive) So… teenaged boys should thank Feminists?
- MLK, revisited – VA AG: I’m Fighting The Contraception Mandate Just Like Martin Luther King, Jr. Bitch, please. (TPM)
- Power-mad homos don’t deserve equal rights because they are already too powerful – that’s essentially what the GOP-led Congress paid an attorney $500+/hr to come up with to defend DOMA. That’s $3M of our tax-payer dollars at work. (Think Progress)
- Someone’s being coy - VPOTUS Joe Biden now says that he has not made up his mind about his presumed 2016 Goat Rodeo entry. Hint: he’s running. (Raw Story)

Video: Relax, Lady. For all you know, the woman might support that kid through high school and college, so Little Johnny can wind up in congress, just like Newt Gingrich.
1) “I have a dream that women will again live in a nation where the completeness of their health coverage is not judged by their medical requirements, but by the conformation of their pink bits.” I don’t believe Martin Luther King Jr. EVER said that.
2). “With so many gays holding important, well-paying jobs requiring intelligence and talent, which adds to the quality of our communities and the nation, it is imperative that gays not be accorded equality under the law, or it will destroy every argument that the ignorant homophobic, red-necks shit-for-brains and Jeebus jumpers that I represent can use to delude themselves into believing they are somehow, in some way, superior.”
3). President Obama’s inauguration was three days ago, now forget any of that old governance stuff, CNN wants to kick off the next election.
When compared to Big Comfy Couch/Melange a Trois/Beauty and the Beasts,
this 5 Show has all the vacuous stupidity,
but none of the greasy charm.
More Petunia, less Andrea [or whatever she calls herself] please.
Don’t make me start a petition
Well, that’s a different take on feminism, everybody being all sexualized and all. I don’t remember in my feminist studies classes talking about situations such as women marrying 15 year olds as a way to avoid prison. It was the seventies, though, and Roe v Wade was a recent victory, and before that, voting rights. Oh, feminism, Fox has co-opted your meaning. I’ll give up cigarettes another year.