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(CNN) Erick Erickson is the obvious choice to invite on the electronic teevee machine to discuss global climate change. Really, CNN, really?
- Walking it back - Noted shouty person Ron Johnson (Wingnut-WI) now regrets claiming that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton used her emotions to avoid answering questions. (TPM)
- Guns! Guns! Guns! - Universal background checks would overwhelm the system, so we shouldn’t have them. No, this is not Wayne LaPierre, it is Colorado’s Bureau of Investigation director Ronald Sloan. (TPM)
- There’s an App for that - Yes, it finally happened: someone developed an app so that men can compare the size of their junk to other men’s in the world. I thought we already did that with cars. Whatever. (Raw Story)

US Senator Ron’s Johnson (R-WI-ALEC-Kock Brothers Etc) was elected in lieu of former Senator Feingold because too many Wisconsinites did not want to participate in the 2012 recall of Governor Turdwaffle, and here we are today, with a brainless got-job-and-money-from-his-father-in-law Senator. I was hoping Secretary Clinton would come around from behind her desk and bitch-slap the clueless ands classless moron. No luck there, but it was still fun watching Secretary Clinton hand the Senator’s ass to him. Senator John McCain, on the other hand, continues to embrrass himself as an old man yelling at passing clouds.
Isn’t that what those giant apps at the airports are for? You know, junk measurements.
Lambchop -
The TSA is discontinuing and recalling the porno-cancer tubes. But, other than that, yes.
Regards,
TG
So Voter ID, with its attendant hassles for citizens, is necessary to prevent nonexistent voter fraud but let’s not bother with background checks for AR-15s?
OOOOOOKAY.