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The Dumb One argues global climate change.
- Austerity? More like Awsomesterity - Congratulations to our friends across the pond who are now entering a triple-dip recession as their government keeps cutting services to fight the deficit. Keep f***ing that chicken. (Guardian UK)
- Tea Leaves – Boy exorcist and noted volcano scholar LA Governor Bobby Jindal now says that the GOP cannot become the party of Austerity. It should be noted that Jindal has severely cut everything he can in LA. (TPM)
- No D’uh - “There is no Romney Wing of the Republican Party,” says Longtime Republican strategist Ed Rogers. “However,” he did not add, “there is a Romney car-elevator of the Republican Party.” (LiveWire)

Austerity coming soon to Amerika by way of your friend care bear.
Brian has to be a masochist to keep fucking that same dried up old chicken.
But Thanks, Brian, for doing it in such a public way, so that every American who isn’t gorging on deep-fried butter can point at you and laugh out loud.
Kiltmabrain says “Corrupt Scientists?” Now he’s talking about the ex-tobacco shills that slid over to Global Warming Denialism when their hidey holes got a little too warm? Some say Kiltmabrain is just drooling to Roger Ailes’ triangle.