Alas, poor Dork, I didn’t renew her well

The Narcissus Borealis, Sarah Palin, did not have her contract with Fox News renewed.

This entry was posted on Saturday, January 26th, 2013 at 3:35 pm by Tengrain and is filed under Mooselini, snark. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

16 Responses to “Alas, poor Dork, I didn’t renew her well”

  1. zencomix: January 26th, 2013 at 3:38 pm

    So humiliated when she realized the cause of Fox’s frigidity…

  2. Bruce388: January 26th, 2013 at 3:41 pm

    Time to see if the gentlemen’s clubs are hiring.

  3. Flemmish Spy: January 26th, 2013 at 4:45 pm

    The Lubrul media now calls the shots at Fox. Grab yer guns, folks–even harpy grifters can’t get a fair shake anymore.

  4. Neil Clayton: January 26th, 2013 at 5:54 pm

    I love the movie “Idiocracy”, mind, there was a moment there I thought it maybe cutting a bit close to the bone. The thought of President Palin is now banished from that small paranoid, frightened part of my mind.
    Adieu, Adios, Hasta la vista, Au revoir, Shalom, and don’t let the door whack your crazy grifters ass on the way out.

  5. moeman: January 26th, 2013 at 6:21 pm

    R.I.P. Rich Lowry.

  6. Pissed in NYC: January 26th, 2013 at 8:37 pm

    I guess she got in front of the story, because the first time I heard about it the suggestion was that she did not reup. Thing is, everyone knows she’ll do anything for a shiny penny, so her attempt at spin died within seconds. Let’s hope we never have to hear a thing about her or her family again.

  7. Ralph Munn: January 26th, 2013 at 10:31 pm

    Buh-Bye.

  8. Kc Tom: January 26th, 2013 at 10:54 pm

    Well played zencomix. Well played

  9. Another Kiwi: January 26th, 2013 at 11:21 pm

    Hillbilly politics has been a good grift for her and I don’t see her leaving it just yet. Maybe her and Erikson can have a double act on CNN, if Ewretch can control his chubby.

  10. knowdoubt: January 27th, 2013 at 4:24 am

    Getting kicked out Fox is quite the accomplishment, you could find better establishments to be thrown out of but, it would be impossible to find a sorrier place to be thrown out of. She is quite the achiever when one lowers their sights.

  11. shartiblartfat: January 27th, 2013 at 9:12 am

    Cheer up. There is no need to pathetically haunt “Gentlemens Clubs” in hopes of catching a glimpse of one of Ms. Palin’s well-turned calves. We will always have “Nailin’ Pailin,” and it can be handily found in many places…

    Tengrain was here! Slight modification to keep spammers away, but you can Google the movie title.

  12. Btom89: January 27th, 2013 at 11:32 am

    I think Roger Ailes only kept her around for as long as she could use Fox News as a platform to help the Republican party and when she didn’t even do that, she became a liability and he dumped her.

  13. Dimitrios: January 27th, 2013 at 11:54 am

    Governor Palin has decided to bypass the “lamestream” press filter to spend more time “publishing on facebook and twitter.”

  14. Tengrain: January 27th, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    Btom99 -

    Welcome to MPS, it is good to have you with us.

    Yup, and Ailes was known not to like her. She wasted his time more than once, asked his opinion on stuff and they did what she wanted anyway.

    Rgds,

    Tengrain

  15. Bruce388: January 27th, 2013 at 2:53 pm

    Maybe Sarah needs more Zonite.

  16. Mac from Oregon: January 27th, 2013 at 9:47 pm

    Zonite mining is Wasilla’s major employer already. Her family has a lifetime supply, they just don’t use it.