The morning word salad…
…from that word salad chef, Mooselini:
“I encourage others to step out in faith, jump out of the comfort zone, and broaden our reach as believers in American exceptionalism. That means broadening our audience. I’m taking my own advice here as I free up opportunities to share more broadly the message of the beauty of freedom and the imperative of defending our republic and restoring this most exceptional nation. We can’t just preach to the choir; the message of liberty and true hope must be understood by a larger audience.”
Hilariously, she says this to the dead Breitbart blog, you know, because where else does one go to get one’s message out of the Wingnut echo chamber?
Me fail English?
That’s umpossible.
Her audience will certainly be broadening what with all the Cheetos and such.
Ow! Ow! Ow! There’s three IQ points I’ll never get back!
Good luck getting anyone to understand you, dumb lady.
Seven different colleges and that’s how she talks. I suspect it is how she thinks also.
Is our collage students learning?
While rational people seem unable to find content in Mooselini’s word salads, it appears that her supporters do. I feel this may be because we are rating both Grifter Sarah and her followers too highly. Perhaps they don’t actually understand thoughts which are complicated enough to require whole sentences, but rather, pick out comforting words and phrases, which they do understand, and respond to them.
Thus Palin’s word salad as received by a supporter:
“step out in faith – comfort zone – broaden our reach – believers – American exceptionalism – broadening our audience – taking my own advice – opportunities to share – beauty of freedom – defending our republic – restoring – exceptional nation – preach to the choir – message of liberty – larger audience.”
To judge how likely this theory is, try this experiment. Get your dogs attention and speak the following sentence in a clear, pleasant voice:
“[Dog’s name] has not been a good boy, so I won’t give you your din-din, instead I will take you for a nice long walk to the zoo, as though you were a good little doggie and feed you to the lion.”
All so too stupid.
Flat liners say things like that.
1. Lose gig with major media outlet.
2. Claim your base is broadened.
3. ???????
4. PROFIT!!
and she was too dumb for Fox?
All those colleges, and she’s still an idiot. Maybe she should have spent less time blowing the basketball team and more in the classroom.
I think Dimitrios is on to something.