Comments on: The morning word salad…

By: Randall

Randall — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 17:52:45 +0000

I think Dimitrios is on to something.

By: Cthulhu

Cthulhu — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 17:23:12 +0000

All those colleges, and she’s still an idiot. Maybe she should have spent less time blowing the basketball team and more in the classroom.

By: axel grease

axel grease — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 00:31:36 +0000

and she was too dumb for Fox?

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Sun, 27 Jan 2013 23:52:17 +0000

1. Lose gig with major media outlet.
2. Claim your base is broadened.
3. ???????
4. PROFIT!!

By: Reamus

Reamus — Sun, 27 Jan 2013 22:00:28 +0000

Flat liners say things like that.

By: moeman

moeman — Sun, 27 Jan 2013 21:08:43 +0000

All so too stupid.

By: Dimitrios

Dimitrios — Sun, 27 Jan 2013 20:39:18 +0000

While rational people seem unable to find content in Mooselini’s word salads, it appears that her supporters do. I feel this may be because we are rating both Grifter Sarah and her followers too highly. Perhaps they don’t actually understand thoughts which are complicated enough to require whole sentences, but rather, pick out comforting words and phrases, which they do understand, and respond to them.

Thus Palin’s word salad as received by a supporter:

“step out in faith – comfort zone – broaden our reach – believers – American exceptionalism – broadening our audience – taking my own advice – opportunities to share – beauty of freedom – defending our republic – restoring – exceptional nation – preach to the choir – message of liberty – larger audience.”

To judge how likely this theory is, try this experiment. Get your dogs attention and speak the following sentence in a clear, pleasant voice:

“[Dog’s name] has not been a good boy, so I won’t give you your din-din, instead I will take you for a nice long walk to the zoo, as though you were a good little doggie and feed you to the lion.”

By: zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Sun, 27 Jan 2013 20:27:13 +0000

Seven different colleges and that’s how she talks. I suspect it is how she thinks also.

Is our collage students learning?

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Sun, 27 Jan 2013 20:25:03 +0000

the message of liberty and true hope must be understood by a larger audience

Good luck getting anyone to understand you, dumb lady.

By: BruceJ

BruceJ — Sun, 27 Jan 2013 20:09:46 +0000

Ow! Ow! Ow! There’s three IQ points I’ll never get back!

By: Another Kiwi

Another Kiwi — Sun, 27 Jan 2013 18:36:41 +0000

Her audience will certainly be broadening what with all the Cheetos and such.

By: C Montgomery Burns

C Montgomery Burns — Sun, 27 Jan 2013 18:04:53 +0000

Me fail English?

That’s umpossible.