News Briefs

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(Petunia and Pals) Hillary Clinton banged her head… or did she? The conspiracy and cover-up continues!

  • Famous zombie-eyed granny-starving person Paul Ryan gives his best insincere smile and says that the GOP is not offering austerity, they are offing opportunity. (To their crony capitalists? Yes.) (Raw Story)
  • Speaking of liars, right-leaning Politifacts rates the propaganda from Homophobia, Inc. National Organization for Marriage (NOM) as, well, pants-on-fire propaganda. (Politifacts)
  • This will not end well - The Dim-o-Crats are again doing the-enemy-of-my-enemy-is-my-friend thinking as they consider organizationally and financially supporting the Tea Party to run a primary challenger against fully-chinned grifter Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell. (TPM)

3 Responses to “News Briefs”

  1. lambchop:

    “plenty of time to make news in thirty minutes.” What is Petunia and Pals’ excuse for their show?

    Was Hillary pushed? Did she fall down and break her head? Only Humpty Dumpty knows the real story.

  2. Dimitrios:

    On this, the 200th Anniversary of Jane Austen’s “Pride and Prejudice,” I would like to begin as follows: “It is a truth universally acknowledged that a Republican in possession of intelligence must be in want of a disguise for their affliction.”

    On the other hand, there is ‘Fucked & Fiends.’

  3. M. Bouffant:

    The ghost of Vince Foster pushed her.