Bad Ads, cont.

vintage ad for facial treatments

It will suck the ugly right out of you.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

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7 Responses to “Bad Ads, cont.”

  1. zombie rotten mcdonald: January 29th, 2013 at 6:41 pm

    Many years back, I got a picture of Wife Sublime wearing this beauty. We got a readout, too.

    It was before digital, so the picture was on film and has been lost to the mists of time, or maybe the junk in the attic.

  2. Bruce388: January 29th, 2013 at 6:47 pm

    “Suck the ugly right out of you?” Once it did that with me there’d be nothing left.

  3. Another Kiwi: January 29th, 2013 at 7:10 pm

    I think that there’s a few people around who had the helmet on too tight and lost a few chunks of brain.

  4. zombie rotten mcdonald: January 29th, 2013 at 7:26 pm

    I think that there’s a few people around who had the helmet on too tight and lost a few chunks of brain.

    I don’t think it’s very nice that you are implying that it took brain damage for Wife Sublime to agree to marry me.

    Not saying it’s not accurate, mind you; just that it’s not nice.

  5. Pissed in NYC: January 29th, 2013 at 8:33 pm

    Or is it the world’s best bong?

  6. Shartiblartfat: January 30th, 2013 at 1:23 pm

    Wow. I thought for about one-half second and said to myself, how would that thing work hooked up to a vaporizer? I thinking comatose in about two minutes!

  7. Ralph Munn: January 31st, 2013 at 7:22 pm

    Well, if one puts a plasticized bag over the head of an ugly person and sucks the air out, it will indeed cure The Ugly. I don’t see what you nay-sayers are kvetching about…