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(Petunia and Pals) Life in the bunker seems to be eating away at The Couch of Fools and Tools.
- Ratings! - Despite our best efforts to shove Fox News in everyone’s face each morning, the network has suffered the worst ratings of more than a decade. The Magic of MPS continues! (Raw Story)
- Famous naked truck driver and former Senator Scott Brown is mulling over a decision to run for
his oldJohn Kerry’s Senate seatagain, now that John Kerry has been confirmed to be the Secretary of State. (Talking Points Memo) - Details, details - Remember the nasty bit of legislation in Tennessee that would forbid teachers to discuss sexuality, especially LGBT people under their odious Don’t Say Gay bill? Well, it doesn’t get better. Now Teachers and Counselors are required to
narcinform parents if their child identifies as LGBT or questioning at school. (Think Progress)

Repiglicans! Party of Personal Rights, Privacy, and Freedoms!
Unless you are gay. Then all bets off. Can’t abide the gay.
Actually Scott Brown will not be running for his old Senate seat. He will be running for Kerry’s seat. I know nit picky.
Falmouth -
Picky and accurate. I stand corrected, and thank you for the fact-check. As snarky as we are at MPS, we believe in accuracy.
Regards,
Tengrain