Happy Hour News Briefs
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Kevin Swanson, Feminist Theorist and Lady-Bits Scholar: “Wombs of Women on Birth Control ‘Embedded’ with ‘Dead Babies’”
- Scouting for Boys - Noted hate group Family Research Council has decided to co-opt long-standing Scouting Sunday, in the klassiest way possible. (As Good As You)
- The Liberty Council has a special guest at their Rapture-a-Looza thingamabob: Michele Bachmann:
“Congresswoman Bachmann is a passionate advocate for conservative principles. I am thrilled that she will be joining us at The Awakening 2013,” said Mat Staver, Founder and Chairman of Liberty Counsel. “Add your voice to hers, and join us in Orlando!”
Bring your own tinfoil. (Liberty Council)
- The Enemy Within! - Now it all makes sense, thanks to shouty radio person Mark Levin:
“[Reps. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) and Louie Gohmert (R-TX) ] ask questions about the Muslim Brotherhood’s infiltration of our own government, and they’re treated like pariahs,” an agitated Levin shouted. “Well, the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our government – it’s called Barack Obama! No, he’s not a formal member; he’s a sympathizer. There, I said it! Prove otherwise.”
If you are going to the Liberty Council Rapture-a-Looza, Mark Levin can give you some tin foil, it seems. (Mediaite)

Reps. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) and Louie Gohmert (R-TX)
Holy Brain Trust, Batman!
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