Today in Infidelity
Another GOP rising star caught red-handed, if you know what I mean and I think you do:
“Nebraska Lt. Gov. Rick Sheehy resigned Saturday after “breaking the public trust,” Gov. Dave Heineman said.”
“The Omaha World-Herald reported that Sheehy resigned after it raised questions about improper cellphone calls to four women, none of which were his wife, during the past four years. The World-Herald said in its online additions Saturday that it discovered Sheehy made thousands of late-night calls to the women on his state-issued cellphone.”
They fail to mention if Senator Vitter gave him the phone numbers, but still! Thousands of calls?! Dude needs a hobby. Um, another hobby.

Romancing the women on a State-issued phone. Smoooooooth.
Well apparently he has a hobby.
Dood doesn’t watch enough cop shows on teebee.
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Rev Fishman just called, it was Big Gay’s fault.
I guess the first story Sheehy gave out that he was a telemarketer with a very small calling list didn’t fly.
What? No dudes?
(Randall stands and applauds)