Happy Hour News Briefs
News straight-up
(Fact-Free 5ive) Flash-mobs are just liberals in hoodies.
- Godwin’s Law - Home of conspiracy theorists, World Nut Daily’s Barry Farber says that Gay Rights Advocates are ‘homogrifying’ the Boy Scouts, and he then goes on to compare gays to Nazi invaders in Oslo. OK, fairly standard stuff in Wingnuttia, but then there is the quote of the day, too/also:
“In our Southern culture, you weren’t a “man” until you’d “slugged a queer” who approached you. I failed the test. I always just rejected the advance and got out of there.”
The whole article is just a big bucket of extra-crispy crazy. (World Nut Daily, and remember: they are the employer of that frothy mix of lube and fecal matter, Cardinal Frothy Santorum)
- Dickless! - Tigerbeat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) confirms that Dick Morris has been fired by Fox News, and SCOOP: he appeared on CNN, which is absolutely the real-world equivalent of a drowning man swimming to a sinking ship.
- Reflexive Martyrdom? -“Liberty Counsel founder Mat Staver tells OneNewsNow he is not surprised at the findings because “it’s what the administration has been relying upon for the so-called classification of hate groups.” He recalls that Secretary Janet Napolitano and her Department of Homeland Security developed a list of potential domestic terrorists, including such organizations as the American Family Association and the Family Research Council.”
I do not recall this at all, and I would have noted it if this happened! Matt, get off the cross, we need the wood. Some people. Jeebus. (One News Now)
Who the fuck is Mat Staver and why should I care? Honestly, it’s all the same guy, different suits.
So, I should be allowed to beat up that Gutfeld jerk 24/7? Nice.
All this good news, and only ten fingers to type about it…
…think I’ll just have a beer instead.