Fashion Week Continues!

Woman Cozy

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

Look, someone knitted a woman cozy for professional virgin panty-sniffer and all-around fetus-fondling god-botherer K-Lo following her complaint of Beyoncé shaking her money maker.

This entry was posted on Friday, February 8th, 2013 at 7:00 pm by Tengrain and is filed under Fashion Week, snark, War on Women, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

12 Responses to “Fashion Week Continues!”

  1. Mac from Oregon: February 8th, 2013 at 7:40 pm

    Ribbed for her enjoyment…

  2. TheCunningRunt: February 8th, 2013 at 8:14 pm

    I’ve only previously seen these on rolls of toilet paper in tacky second-generation immigrant homes…

  3. HarpoSnarx: February 9th, 2013 at 4:17 am

    A vibrator cozy? Shouldn’t some prominent Repubick be the model?

  4. Mr DeBakey: February 9th, 2013 at 9:09 am

    Kinda starts off Horace Rumple at the top
    Then sorta goes Little-Bo-Peepish for a bit
    Then, unfortunately, it just loses its way

  5. Another Kiwi: February 9th, 2013 at 4:31 pm

    We can’t see the locks and chains on the back to keep K-Lo restrained.

  6. Big Bad Bald Bastard: February 9th, 2013 at 4:57 pm

    The thought of K-Lo in a dildo burqa is scary!

  7. lambchop: February 9th, 2013 at 7:52 pm

    It would be a bitch to launder.

  8. Steve-O: February 10th, 2013 at 2:55 am

    How do we know that this isn’t the female “uniform” from a hypothetical Santorum Amerika?

  9. Bruce388: February 10th, 2013 at 11:14 am

    This won’t work as a burka. Too much face and feet.

  10. Capt. Bat Guano: February 10th, 2013 at 12:52 pm

    No slut shaming for her. You could say she’s been rape proofed according to the wingnut theory of asking for it because of provocative wardrobe choices.

  11. Pissed in NYC: February 10th, 2013 at 4:52 pm

    Capt. Bat Guano, she’s been proofed for reasons having nothing to do with her wardrobe. That said, does anyone else get the sense that KLo, if opportunity ever knocked, would play up to the victim and then cry if he tried to follow through?

  12. willis: February 11th, 2013 at 7:13 am

    Needs a hat….