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Rev. Fishhips says that The Kenyan Usurper “is an anti-christ.”
- Career Advice – Cindy Jacobs, she of the shoe-and-good-tire-mileage miracles tells us how she became a respected prophet. No, really. (Charisma Magazine)
- Grifters gotta grift - Faux Noise contributor and forensic psychiatrist Dr Keith “Quack-quack” Ablow has decided that the Murdoch dollar is a very good dollar and will not run for John Kerry’s now-empty Senate seat. (Fox Boston)
- Grifters Gotta Grift 2 - Disgraced Moral Majority evangelical grifter, Indian Casino grifter, and Faith and Freedom Coalition founder Ralph Reed—who continuously says that The Kenyan is waging a “war on religion” and trampling on “religious liberty”—that same Ralphie wants the government to end its “Save America’s Treasures Grants” to the National Cathedral because the Cathedral decided to perform same-sex marriages. Um, anyone else see any contradictions with Ralphie’s thinking? (Faith and Freedom Coalition)

I usually giggle at Fishy’s insane bullshit, but this kinda pissed me off – not because I felt obliged to defend President Obama, who has been slow to rise to Jesus’ call for an unmeasured defense of the disenfranchised, but because Fishdicks so badly mangled the message of my hero Jesus of Nazareth, and will be quoted by mouth-breathers throughout the Tea-World. I intend to hold him responsible for the irrational acts of the dirt-bag puppets whose strings he manipulates.
Ralph isn’t being inconsistant. He’s concerned about HIS ‘religious’ freedom, not the freedom of anyone who isn’t him or his buddy.
Matthew 19 is a very interesting choice Rev Fishgonebad. I wonder what this part means:
“For there are eunuchs who were born that way, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others—and there are those who choose to live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it.”
Further along, in verse 21: “Jesus answered, “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”
I’d like to hear Rev Fihgonebad’s “thoughts” on these words of Jesus.
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