Comments on: Pop Quiz!

By: Bruce388

Bruce388 — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:33:13 +0000

You know, it’s better than Chimpy’s teenage hobby: Blowing up frogs. Of course, he may still be doing that….

By: Pissed in NYC

Pissed in NYC — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 00:58:08 +0000

What’s missing? Tile-mounted butt plug in the shower scene.

And Kurt, I believe you meant “you know who else was a FAILED painter?”

By: Bruce388

Bruce388 — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 19:15:22 +0000

Somewhere Jeff Guckert/Gannon is remember the good times. Maybe that’s Jeff in the mirror?

By: Neil Clayton

Neil Clayton — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 18:23:51 +0000

I imagined Chimpy singing ” I’m gonna wash that man right outta my life”

Look it’s very early here in Australia.

Norman Bates ?.

I got nothing.

By: grs

grs — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 22:20:42 +0000

There should be a scum ring around the bathtub. Dude has to get pretty dirty with all that brush clearing.

By: Mr618

Mr618 — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 17:24:14 +0000

Bruce and Perdurabo, much as I like your ideas, I’m going with pretending the turds are submarines.

By: pygalgia

pygalgia — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 16:29:51 +0000

Historians sometimes speculate about what would be different had Hitler found success as as architect or if Fidel Castro had been a slightly better baseball player (he nearly made the pros).
Perhaps if shrub had found his inner artist earlier in life…

By: Kurt

Kurt — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 15:38:23 +0000

You know who else was a painter…

By: gumby

gumby — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 15:36:50 +0000

An attempt of ablution?

By: HarpoSnarx

HarpoSnarx — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 12:22:49 +0000

All the paint, in all the world, will not cover up his fecal flected record and skid row soul.

By: C Montgomery Burns

C Montgomery Burns — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 04:25:36 +0000

I hope he wasn’t drinking when he painted these because, damn are they dull.
Try some JD next time you pick up a brush.

He must be soooo board.

In either case they’ve made it on to my phones screen saver.

By: Mac from Oregon

Mac from Oregon — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 03:57:51 +0000

Looks like he got all of the black velvet covered with paint. The bathtub needs Barney holding aces and eights, smoking a cigar…

By: lambchop

lambchop — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 01:11:18 +0000

As much as it pains me to say it, I agree with dk. Too bad the talent was so late, latent, too late for the world.

By: Pharmakeus Ubik

Pharmakeus Ubik — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 00:20:11 +0000

Looks like Lil’ George is stepping up as the next Painter Of Light™. A glimpse into the unbearable lightness of his being.

By: wagonjak

wagonjak — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 23:51:21 +0000

I agree with the writers at the Washington Free Beacon: “The paintings demonstrate a command of line and color that is rarely seen in the modern-day “art” world. Former President George W. Bush appears to be influenced by such painters as Edgar Degas and Édouard Manet. The portraits also clearly capture the personality of their subject.”

At least the last sentence…

By: dk

dk — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 23:37:58 +0000

Not bad (whod’a thunk?) Reminiscent of Hockney.

By: tommyspoon

tommyspoon — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 23:25:50 +0000

I dunno…. there is something sublime about them. An innocence, a yearning for privacy, a desire to wrap oneself in the moist warmth of a bath to soothe the troubled mind. It’s a classic representation of man’s desire to return to the womb.

Oh who am I kidding? They’re representational drivel. But if they keep him occupied, I say paint on!

By: Some Techie

Some Techie — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 22:55:57 +0000

It’ll cost more than 1.34 points for me to heap sufficiently derisive comments on these drunken watercolors.

By: Rob_in_Hawaii

Rob_in_Hawaii — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 22:47:37 +0000

Where is the loofa?

By: Reamus

Reamus — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 22:24:53 +0000

Well, does it matter who is in what mirror or if he has taken license with his fat belly? Really? I mean the Asshat is painting by numbers (assume his wife reads them to him correctly) maybe he got it wrong.

RIP Chippy, get a new box of crayons and keep coloring, you murdering shrimp.

By: Perdurabo

Perdurabo — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:28:35 +0000

I’m wondering who he is showering with in the top photo, he must have to scrub the Presidential back. We see W’s face in the mirror, but the angle is wrong for this to be a self-portrait. I think there is a secret service agent close to retirement who weeps himself to sleep each night.

Also, he’s missing a toe in the bottom painting, should be 11 of them.

Also Also, instead of the rubber duckies as Bruce suggests, I’m going with plastic ships and subs.

By: Bruce388

Bruce388 — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:05:04 +0000

That tapered torso is an egregious example of artistic license.

He also forgot to include the rubber duckies in the bathtub, because you KNOW they’re in there.